A makeup artist watching makeup commercials:
Me: “Is that another mascara commercial? Oh god look at those falsies.”
Ad: “Get luscious, long, sexy lashes”
Me: “Oh yeah work those long, sexy lashes, girl. Let’s sexualize the hair on our fucking eyelids.”
Ad: “Boys can’t tell the difference. Men can’t resist you.”
Me: “My six year old…
Black and white sketches from my computer.
Male of course, as I’m no good at drawing women. And left-handed… but we need more of those. #gays for everybody